New Technology Dildos: USB Charging Dildo

The expectations regarding the future are turning out to be a little exaggerated as society heads into the third decade of the 21st century. The reassuring claims of self-cleaning houses and automated bathrooms have just been a disappointment.

For one, the future doesn’t have flying cars only hover-boards (that might or might not explode) and the stream but wipers are all the automation the bathroom has to offer.

While they failed in predicting the automation of cleaning they never would have conceived the advances the future has brought in genital massagers.

We’ve come a long way from the early metallic “medical massagers” of the 1920s. First conceived to treat hysteria in women, the first massagers were considered medical devices but looked more like industrial drill guns.

With the invention of plastic came more comfortable lightweight options, yet women still needed to be creative. They had to improvise using barber tools designed as scalp massages. It took a century of social and technological advances to come up with a wand to satisfy all of a ladies needs.

One dildo that embodies the spirit of the 21st century is this USB Charge Thrusting Powerful Adult Dildo G-Spot Vibrator Massager. Just released this 2019, it takes a century’s worth of progress and crams it into one creation for pleasure. With a sleek and modern design, it is not only elegant but practical.

A convenient USB charger gives it portability while its multiple mobile planes of action give a unique experience that is sure to stimulate in ways never thought possible. It’s down and upward thrusting motion gives the traditional penetration feeling, while its circular motion expands in directions that give a unique experience. And it gives both clitoral and vaginal stimulation in one machine!

It’s hard to imagine what the future of orgasms looks like, but if it’s anything like this sign me up.